TEX TALK! Straight from the desk of Doomsday Wrestling's official spokesman! Doomsday Wrestling charges forward, bringing you and yours the very best in professional comedy wrestling: voted "Best Comedy Show in Houston" by The Houston Press, 2007 The time has come Houston!  It is here!  The rumors are true... Doomsday 10 is upon us!  It seems just yesterday Doomsday was taking its first baby steps and now here we are, changing the face of professional wrestling forever.  Each event we have presented has surpassed the one before, and Doomsday 10, or "Doomsday X" as the kids are calling it, will be no exception.  We are mere days away from the greatest wrestling extravaganza of all time.  The prestigious upstairs at Fitzgerald's on Saturday, September 27th will not be able to contain the fury that Doomsday X will unleash.  The 8 match card is jam packed and fully loaded top to bottom with excitement folks! Get a load of the talent we have on hand! IS COMING TO FITZGERALD'S! Israel's favorite son, The Kosher Killer is back and this time he is gunning for the gold! World Heavyweight Champion Precious Jules has slithered out of Herschel's clutches time and time again. Wrapped in his prayer shawl, The Kosher Killer vows that he will devour Precious Jules like a steaming bowl of matza ball soup! Armed with "The Spinning Dreidel Kick", "The Shalom Bomb", and "The Festival of Lights Out", this could be Precious Jules's worst Hanukkah ever! Oi Vey!     My dear sweet precious baby girl Charlene Lonestar will be stepping into the ring with the KG Beast himself, The Russian Bear! Giving up 300-lbs, well over a foot in height, & gallons of raging Communist testosterone, I am seriously concerned for the safety of my daughter. Pray for her wrestling fans!     The ever sleazy and always unbathed Dirty Sanchez returns to unleash his unstoppable wrestling monster Your Worst Nightmare. Recently accused of not being human, Nightmare was compelled to take a physical exam; unfortunately it was the doctors who did all the urinating! Surrounded by a dark fog of evil, the 8'-2"-tall beast remains undefeated in the ring. Fortune 500 makes his long awaited return, but I expect he is going to wish that he'd never left Wall Street once Your Worst Nightmare gets a hold of him. Violence at its finest!   Professional wrestling's premiere Latin lover Juan Antonio Amore will be taking on the tiny but mighty Queen Kong in a battle of the sexes match! Will Mr. Amore wine and dine Queen Kong into submission? Or will Queen Kong steamroll the competition yet again? We can only hope the many senoritas in the audience can restrain their libidos whilst they gaze upon the best Spanish wrestler this side of equator!     Always a crowd favorite, Boom Shakalaka returns from the mean streets of Detroit once again. Whether she's fighting men, wielding chains, or throwing brass knuckle-fisted punches, the Motor City Mama has made a name for herself as being the baddest girl in the business. Recently thwarted by Precious Jules inside the 16' high titanium steel cage, one can only imagine she's looking to exact a little revenge. Enter "The Butcher" Beefy Joe Boffo to heed the call. Will the grizzly Butcher slice and dice Boom Shakalaka's hide, or will he merely be another lamb sent to the slaughter? It ain't done til it's well-done!   In my twenty seven years at the announcing desk, many a time, have I been overwhelmed by a torrid flurry of emotions, but nothing compares to the uneasiness, the shivers and paralyzing trepidation I feel every time I so much as think of the slippery shiny chromosome conundrum; of course, I'm talking about World Heavyweight Champion, Precious Jules!  He once again managed to squirm out of the hands of his adversaries, and worse yet, Jules has become the longest reigning champion ever in the illustrious history of the sport. We expect he'll be in action at Doomsday X, but no-one quite knows what devilish plots the pink menace has up his blindingly bright fuchsia sleeves. See ya in the ring! ~ Tex Lonestar